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JW self-defense...WT says we are too slow to use a gun!!!.......

by oompa in

you gotta read this to beleive it!.....lately my mind is teaching s we had that "went beyond what is written" and this subject on self defence has cracked me up!!

!.....you if gotta see this to believe it!....not just guns....but almost everthing is bashed...they did leave out the option of us carrying a sword o.j.

style....or a spear.....this will make my list....(and you can have no privileges if you carry a gun at work...cop or security guard).......... *** g91 7/8 p. 12 self-defensehow far can a christian go?

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DONT FORGET... if she was being raped, she WOULDN"T want to upset her attacker, because he was a man, and he still was her superior.. you must show respect. DAMMIT i wish i had the refrence to that article in the awake, but i've loaned out my book that has it in there...

So... Defend yourself in rape to the death..... get DFed

Defend yourself in rape..... no DF

Defend yoursel in rape.... i'm gonna say... DFed again...

Yell even if a knife is to your throat... DIE or get DFed...... DFed.

Depends on the way the "light" is hitting you that day.

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when is the memorial this year?

by drew sagan in

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anybody know?.

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WHY do you CARE????????????????? its now going to offically be called .......

THE REJECT JESUS FEST!!!

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How many JW's left after the 1925 debacle?

by middleman in

i'm very interested to see how many left because the "proclaimers" book said it was very few.

it's my understanding that there were over a third that left but i'm not sure of this figure.

if anyone has this info it would be much appreciated-hopefully with a source for verification.

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Screw society information (lies),... here's wikipedia.....

In January 1917, Joseph Franklin Rutherford was elected president of the Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society, despite a series of disputes over the election process. Further disputes arose over interpretation of sections of Russell's Last Will & Testament dealing with the future contents of Zion's Watch Tower magazine, as well as who, if anyone, had authority to print new literature. By the end of the 1920s, nearly three-quarters of existing Bible Student congregations had rejected [citation needed] Rutherford's on-going changes in organizational structure, doctrinal interpretations, and congregational practices, [33] [34] [35] some of which began to appear in material printed by the Watch Tower Society as early as 1917. Many Bible Students were disaffected by Rutherford's rejection of Russell's views regarding his role in the restoration of the "truth" [36] and support of the Great Pyramid as having been built under God's direction [37.

Gotta LOVE the pyrimids!!!!!

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Did you like the name "Jehovah's Witnesses"?

by JimmyPage in

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or did you wish the religion had a more mainstream name?

i can remember a "worldly" schoolmate telling me he wouldn't object to the religion so much if the name didn't sound so weird..

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YOU JEHOVAHS!!!!

ya.. when i was in even it sounded disrespectful, if that was Gods name, to put it out there for people to mess up and make fun of.

Now, i can say...

YOU CRAZY F$*in' JEHOVAHS!!

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Did you like the name "Jehovah's Witnesses"?

by JimmyPage in

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or did you wish the religion had a more mainstream name?

i can remember a "worldly" schoolmate telling me he wouldn't object to the religion so much if the name didn't sound so weird..

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YOU JEHOVAHS!!!!

ya.. when i was in even it sounded disrespectful, if that was Gods name, to put it out there for people to mess up and make fun of.

Now, i can say...

YOU CRAZY F$*in' JEHOVAHS!!

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Take the Beliefnet test... and post your results!

by Awakened at Gilead in

an atheist friend (never a jw) sent me a link to this fun test:.

http://www.beliefnet.com/entertainment/quizzes/beliefomatic.aspx.

turns out i am 100% secular humanist, but unfortunately i am still 5% jw!.

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i have to look into the quakers... me and free2 think can get baptized together!

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Take the Beliefnet test... and post your results!

by Awakened at Gilead in

an atheist friend (never a jw) sent me a link to this fun test:.

http://www.beliefnet.com/entertainment/quizzes/beliefomatic.aspx.

turns out i am 100% secular humanist, but unfortunately i am still 5% jw!.

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1.	Liberal Quakers(100%)
2.	Unitarian Universalism(94%)
3.	Reform Judaism(92%)
4.	Neo-Pagan(86%)
5.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants(85%)
6.	Baha'i Faith(84%)
7.	Sikhism(76%)
8.	Mahayana Buddhism(76%)
9.	New Age(75%)
10.	Secular Humanism(74%)
11.	Orthodox Judaism(72%)
12.	Theravada Buddhism(70%)
13.	Orthodox Quaker(69%)
14.	Jainism(69%)
15.	Islam(66%)
16.	New Thought(59%)
17.	Hinduism(55%)
18.	Scientology(55%)
19.	Nontheist(54%)
20.	Taoism(50%)
21.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant(44%)
22.	Seventh Day Adventist(41%)
23.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist)(38%)
24.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons)(35%)
25.	Eastern Orthodox(34%)
26.	Roman Catholic(34%)
27.	Jehovah's Witness(24%)

I'm again in the minority!!! WAAAAAAA!!!

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The stupid father of one of my kids.........

by oompa in

so i go to the trader joes the other day and notice a really attractive .

woman in produce, but i can't place her....so i follow her over to the bread aisle, and got a better view of her face....but still could not figure out where i knew her from....so i finally said "excuse me, but you look so familiar, i almost know we have met before.

she looks me right in the eyes and says, (without smiling) "'i'm pretty sure you're the father of one of my kids.

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I was walking thru the forest one day ... a tree fell.. and i couldn't hear it.

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"Every move you make...I'll be watching you." Sting

by read good books in

more proof big brother really is watching...... camera & mic found inside digital tv box .

reason for forced digital switchover in us and uk: government and industry watching us to build profiles, launch invasive advertising.

paul joseph watson.

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OK. this is the idea. I lead a pretty boring life. I take care of kids.. make dinner, do laundry..

MAYBE i'll be crazy once in a while and watch porn... but WHO cares what i do? and if they watch.. more power to 'em. Most likely... i'm guessing NOONE CARES. If someone is making an evil plot to take over the world, i honestly dont mind if they can catch them quicker. Violate my rights if it will keep me safer. I really am ok with that.

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Double whammy for Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormonism!

by Chalam in

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jws teach that the father created jesus who was the angel michael and jesus is "mighty god" (nwt is 9:6) and "a god" (nwt john 1:1).. however, read this verse.. .

isaiah 43:10 (new international version) .

10 "you are my witnesses," declares the lord, .

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ya. too bad the bible is all lies, or else you'd be on the money.